Dude ALERT!!! They are everywhere!!!
(((((Helloooo)))))) Man has it been ages since i blogged.... i sure does feel amazing to be back...... i have always had fun at the expense of Dudes.... now defining a DUDE.... anybody with the following features may be called a Dude -
- Tight boot cut pants... really tight between the legs(sometimes even worse... i've seen one with black boot cuts and pink stripes on the pant!!! Aaaagggggrrrr!!!)
- Extremely tight shirt... may be translucent
- Uses a 'ReebOOk sun glasses' ( please re-look)
- the shirt may be multicolored.... probably worser than Govinda's or Krishna's color combination
- he usually speaks in a dialect which happens to be copied from the latest hit movie
- he has a really cool bike that happens to be 'Dad Gift' or 'God Gift' cirtainly uses decals of the Chicago Bulls, Ferrari, or some chinese logo thats supposed to mean 'Chi'.... i'm sure it does'nt!!!
- the rear mud gaurd will surely have punch lines such as - catch me is you can, don't cry girls i'll be back, don't mess with me... The worst punch line i've ever seen is ' All indians are my brothers and sisters, except you!!'
- he loves songs sung by Himesh Bhai or Altaf Raja and ardently follow Emran Bhai's and Salman Bhai's makeover tips( hum tho tehere pardesi.... saath kya nibhaogeeee??)
- when he breaks his bike you will surely hear an annoying distorted version of 'Twinkle, Twinkle"
- He hangs out near Pan Dabba's and bus stands (Kya Yarron... Khairiyat??)
- he will wear his pants over his waist... almost touching the chest(he'll for sure fasten it with a belt thats got a buckle as big as my palm with 'MORTAL KOMBAT' written on it...)
- he will try to make his Yamaha RX135 look like BMW or Vodaphone(hmm... since when did this company start manufacturing bikes??)
- he tries to walk like a constipated super model!!!
- No matter how hot it is, he has to wear a black leather jacket and a French hat....
- He is supposed to have a good sense of local humor!!!
- he is supposed to be the coolest person around and loves to bank on fake mis spelt accessories!!!
If you see all this and more then he may be termed as "Dude King"....
DUDE Check:
If you happen to hang out at the following places please dont look out for them.... they'll look out for you!!
LOCATION ---- DUDE Meter
- Eatstreet --------****
- Prasads --------- ***
- Jagdeesh Market -*****
- Sindhi Colony -----***
- Anand Theatre --- ****
- Irani Cafe -------- *****
- Central -----------**
- Coffee Day --------*
- Sanjeevayah ------****
- Indira park -------***
- Lumbini Park -----****
- Krazy Chiks -------******** This place has a terrifying rating and is said to be DUDE HQ
- Burgorola ---------*****
* incase of anymore new dude joints that may not be on my list.
... please go by your instints to spot one!!This information is issued under public interest by Siddharth Krish...
Next Week - Tollywood - The Telugu Film Industry!!
posted by Siddharth Krish @ 1:11 AM
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